When I saw the articles about this dress plaguing my FB stream, I decided not to mention it to him. However, social media is bigger than me and this morning he asked me, “What colour is the dress?” “Blue and black,” I responded. Though I’m willing to concede gold at the top of the dress.
Hubs looked at me like I was insane. “It’s white.” I’ll spare you the ensuing discussion that involved much debate, photo searching, and actual dissection of colour in various technical programs. All you need to know is I was right and it’s blue.
So I am here today to save you, darling readers, from this landmine. Don’t fight about the dress. Band together and play #TheDress Game. The rules are simple. You know how when you get a fortune cookie, you add “in bed” to the end of your fortune? Well, just get creative about inserting “#TheDress” into any headline and you’re off.
Let me get you started with a selection of actual headlines from today’s news:
“Couple married 67 years die holding hands in their home after agreeing on #TheDress.”
“Scan reveals big surprise inside ancient statue … the true colour of #TheDress!“
“Dean of diplomats sees historic ‘cool’ in Canada-US relations over #TheDress.”
“Murder suspect ‘who thinks he’s a werewolf’ accused of shooting dead neighbour because ‘she was a vampire’ and claimed #TheDress was white.”
See? Easy and fun! You try it. Add yours to the comments section.
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