I love The Voice and especially what a total freak Cee Lo is. That’s why I think that the next time he needs a break from the show, we should replace him with Nyan cat. Forget this Usher crap. In fact, don’t even mention he’s gone. How different would it be if the producers just surreptiously made the change?
I mean really, it’s not like his wardrobe is any less colourful or bizarre. And would the conversation be so different now? Imagine if you will:
INT. THE VOICE STUDIO – DAY
Fabulous/awful contestant has just finished singing. Carson Daly steps up with a macho clap to the shoulder/big hug.
Carson: Great job, bro./Really nicely done (if female). Let’s get our thoughts from the judges. Cee Lo?
Cee Lo (Nyan Cat):
Cristina: (throaty laugh as fans self) You’re hilarious.
Blake: (waggles eyebrows rakishly) I have no idea what you just said but you shouldn’t listen to him anyways. As the two-time winner of the The Voice (holds index finger up and above head and points in bendy motion towards self), pay attention to me.
Adam: You’re crazy, Cee Lo but I love you. In a totally non-sexual way. (calculated mischievous grin to make all females weak)
Cut to commercial.
I’m just saying …
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