I’m not a big erotica reader. Yes, I like my romance to have steamy sexiness, but the romance, the emotional component is essential for me and I don’t get that from erotica. Plus, the terminology makes me giggle. But to each their own.
A while back, I learned about dino erotica. Again, not my thing. But hey, these writers are making a fortune writing the stuff so who am I to judge? Bigfoot, unicorns – not gonna be reading it myself but I will say one thing for them, at least these creatures have anatomy.
Then I learned about an erotica book selling quite well on Amazon entitled I’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane. *record scratch* Hello? Let’s deconstruct, shall we?
Gay: First thing I wondered was, why is it gay erotica? Though I’m a big fan of m/m romance so why not. And maybe it takes a hard body to appreciate a hard body.
Living: I spent probably far too much time trying to figure out the mechanics (so to speak) of how this encounter would go. The word “fuselage” kept running through my head. But I will say it makes sense for the plane to be alive because otherwise it might be perceived as too cold and unfeeling. Really, if one is to get freaky with a plane, it should be a responsive plane.
Billionaire: This is where I really get tripped up. I mean, I know billionaires are a thing. Since I’d have to be dead not to know about Christian Grey. And not just in erotica, across all kinds of romance. And I haven’t read this book, so maybe the author handles it in an organic manner, but imagining the plane in a corporate boardroom making decisions and taking names stretched even my limits of imagination. How did it amass its billions? Also, are planes not as hot if they’re working class? Or is that its own sub-genre? The manly blue collar crop duster? The rugged cargo plane?
Keith: Yes, this plane’s name is Keith. That threw me a bit. No offence to the many great guys called Keith that I know, but it seems a little soft for a jet plane. I think the author should have gone with Brock. That’s a hot jet plane name I could get behind.
I’m now thinking that I’ve been going about my author career all wrong. I was going to write about my billionaire refrigerator but I think it’s time to start the newest trend – playboys. Stay tuned for book one Take me playboy shoe rack. And let the money truck driving to my door commence!
p.s. I’ve now read a page because a friend sent it to me. So I do actually know how human/jet plane loving fits together. Let’s just say it’s arousal on a titanium scale. Though the book does have possibly one of the best lines ever written in it: “I’d never considered hooking up with a plane before.” Um, isn’t that a no freaking kidding?
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