I snapped this morning.
See, I had this boring “sign up for a newsletter” on my site. And no one really signed up. Plus I never wrote a newsletter. I think general consensus was none of us wanted that. And I am totally relieved.
So I’ve decided to stop trying to be a lofty “autheur” (French accent necessary- roll those “rrrrr”s) and be my charmingly humorous (and modest) self. Because lofty autheurs all use newsletters. Or at least try to maintain some semblance of professionalism and seriousness. Okay, actually, I think I was trying to act like a corporate middle manageur, (keep rolling those “rrrrr”s), which also was not me. Nor wanted by any reader of good taste. Which was everyone else.
Now, if you join my exclusive inner circle (you can roll on both those words and they sound better and more exclusive with the French accent), I’ll send you semi-regular, supposedly funny musings on inconsequential stuff. How great is that? First up: People of Wal-mart. Coming soon. So sign up.
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